How Un-Telligent Are You?

[LaceFrehley]

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My results:

The Test Results Are In! "Your score is very low."


Sorry about the bad news. For the record, you are:

53% Un-telligent!
which is significantly lower than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a sad and hopeless excuse for a woman:

"Interesting. While the subject shows an alarmlingly low level of intelligence, her sense of observationis amazingly good The subject is better off than she sounds,, since intelligence is far less important than understanding your surroundings when it comes to real life.

"But what concerns us most about her is her sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys her ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 93% chance that she will end up in prison!

"Finally, the subject displayed a great (and somewhat perverted!) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 53% Un-telligent


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[Cotton Candy Lover]

63% for me. Cool test.

[Mandithecoolkid]

58% Un-telligent!
which is normal since the current average is 60%.
Your evaluation is unique, however, so keep reading.

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are moderate but excitingly different:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 58% Un-telligent

[creeper2]

%66 percent here.

very similar to the IQ tests i always had to take in school. the only thing missing is the picture cards and the blocks.

[LaceFrehley]

Interesting... I took that test earlier when I was drunk. Today, I took it sober and got a completely different result. [img]confused.gif[/img] Am I a split personality?

The Test Results Are In! "You are a smooth chick."


You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

82% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful and sly woman:

"The subject shows an above average level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor her score.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a barbaric self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 82% Un-telligent


Or maybe I only have homicidal tendencies when drunk. [img]wink.gif[/img]

[Carl I.]

I fucking RULE!!!

The Test Results Are In! "You kick ass."


You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

71% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful, sly, and guaranteed to get away with everything:

"Interesting. While the subject shows a below average level of intelligence, his sense of observationis is commendable. The subject is better off than he sounds,, since intelligence is far less important than understanding your surroundings when it comes to real life.

"Finally, the subject displayed a great (and somewhat perverted!) sense of humor, a decent and respectable sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 71% Un-telligent


And as always, we publish overall test statistics:


4908197 people have taken the un-telligence test

Of all takers, 53% were female and 47% were male

Currently, males are averaging higher!

The highest score achieved so far was by a female, age 19!